Dog Makes Fortune in Kitten Supply Chain Logistics
It may not be the most glamorous job, but someone’s got to move kitten freight around the world efficiently, and according to a number of inside sources, the profession is lucrative.
Co-workers of a dog named Stella tell The Fluffington Post that the canine easily pulls down a six figure salary, thanks to her unique ability to optimize kitten supply chain logistics.
“She streamlined the whole cargo transfer operation,” says Ron Keller, who runs freight intake at a warehouse that benefits from Stella’s proprietary systems. “Kittens come in, we load them onto trucks, ship them right out to loving homes. No middle man, no delays, no overages.”
Keller explains that before Stella came on, it would often take them twice as long to package feline freight. “It’s so much more efficient now, and we pass the savings on to the customer. Everybody wins.”
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